
The Don in Greenland
The Don in Greenland is a biting satire where aging New York real estate mogul Dino "The Don" Trumpino launches an ill-fated McDonald's franchise in McDonald's-less Greenland, inspired by Trump's real-life Arctic ambitions. His aggressive Trump-style tactics—lawsuits, public shaming, and Russian muscle—backfire spectacularly when locals embrace their qivitoq burgers and boycott his "cultural poisoning." Deserted by his team and vomiting reindeer into Big Mac cups, The Don retreats, plotting his next "tremendous" failure.