Cooking with Gonzo Infantilo is a satirical pulp fiction cookbook published by UENK PulpWorks that uses Swiss cheese recipes as metaphors for power, high-stakes negotiation, and corporate corruption. Framed by a cynical narrator with a background in global sports administration, the book presents ten recipes—such as the "Audit-Proof" Cheese Soufflé and the "VIVA Bureaucrat’s Raclette"—each accompanied by commentary on maintaining control and navigating professional bureaucracy.