An anecdote from the private archives of the Trumpino-Infantilo Victory Alliance.

In a world where sport is merely a canvas for corporate greed, what happens when the most advanced match ball on the planet runs out of power?

Deep in the shimmering catacombs of Camp Trumpino-I, Dino ‘The Don’ Trumpino and Gonzo Infantilo face their greatest crisis yet: a dead battery, a melted charger, and a stadium full of fans demanding a spectacle. Armed with nothing but a 24-carat gold lapel pin and a profound disregard for the laws of physics, the duo prepares to perform the most absurd repair in sporting history.

From the creators of The Don and the World Cup, this high-octane spin-off reveals the ridiculous reality behind the 48MHz-chipped ball, where every pass is a transaction and every goal is sponsored by a block of slightly-spoiled Swiss cheese.

Football is dead. Long live the trade.