The Don and the Persian Tiger

"The world wants to be deceived, so let it be deceived."

In the theatre of global power, diplomacy has been replaced by the "Art of the Deal." When Dino ‘The Don’ Trumpino finds his 24-karat gold-plated Florida cage empty, he launches a "hostile acquisition" to retrieve the extinct Caspian Tiger from a "failing" regime in Tehran.

The Chaos:

Armed with the Golf Club Armada, Dino blockades the Strait of Hummus, triggering global anarchy over sun cream and golf ball shortages. To claim his prize, he must navigate:

• Operation Sky-Guano: Tactical disruption by Mossad-trained seagulls.
• The Dung-Drone Revolution: Iranian youth fighting back with fermented organic waste.
• The Ultimate Deceit: A smoking, one-eyed mechanical tiger that must be spun as a "technological miracle."

Why Read This?

From Mar-a-Lago to Brussels, this biting pulp satire explores the triumph of branding over reality. It’s a fast-paced, hilarious look at "Dung-and-Drone" warfare and the cult of the legacy-builder.

"You can buy a tiger, but you cannot buy the truth. And if you try to buy it from us, check the batteries first."

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